I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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