Kiss
Puke
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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