So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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