But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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