Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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