no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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