My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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