The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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