I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
