Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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