There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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