I want to walk on stilts...naked
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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