dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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