Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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