Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
