He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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