some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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