i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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