i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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