I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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