Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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