i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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