Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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