We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Are my feet made of real feet?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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