i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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