OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize