i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Holy shit dude........stairs
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