i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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