Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Terrible idea I love it
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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