Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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