On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
