He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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