can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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