The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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