Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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