Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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