Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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