What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Someone shattered a urinal.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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