dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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