After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
