I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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