is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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