It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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