Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
