she looked like the before picture.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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