I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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