Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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