is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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