lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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