is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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