bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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