Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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