508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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