i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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